Folks,
The 2013 Fraud Footballers is now in the books. On Wednesday, I met Gautham at his place for the draft. The standard traditions of the draft were adhered to - 1-3 get 1 ticket, 4-7 get 2 tickets and 8-10 get 3 tickets, Sid picks the lottery, Malar makes same superb food, Gautham thinks he is Paul Greengrass - all applicable.
Here is the legend for the names
1. Kamalagasan Daasan (Sr) - As one of the grand total of three peepulls in the world to defend Dasavatharam (the other being Kamalagasan and Kamalagasan Daasan (Jr)), it was a no-brainer for Rishi's draft name.
2. Morris Kilorendrooba - Not a Namibian defensive lineman, but this is Pravin's draft name for his enthusiastic trade offer for Morris which rivals the street-side potatao vendor's trade savvy. At least the potato vendor gets to sell something after yelling all day. Pravin, not so lucky (as yet).
3. Kamisnar - Idhuku explanation vera (this explanation different)
4. Polambal Perarasan (Lamentation Emperor) - -do-
5. Bala - The publicly known name by which Chandra is referred to across the globe (according to Gautham anyway)
6. Dejus Thamizhchelvan - The one guy who gets inundated with thamizh jokes left, right, centre, top, bottom and diagonal. First name modified to fit standard thamizh pronunciation.
7. Taigar Varadachary from Kolar - Bak actually goes to Kolar every week to play Golf, just like Taigar Woods. Recently, we do know that Bak is Taigar Woods even outside of Golf. Ahem, ahem. (ada model-like looks swami. narayana, narayana)
8. Aishwarya Dasan x2 - Not once people, but twice.
9. Matt Kesaven - Two people have tried to build a football team with just wide receivers. Matt Miller, over a number of years in Detroit. Matt Kesaven, in just one year (last year).
10. Sim Sebow - Siva is planning on buying an Arena League team and play just Tebow in all positions and watch him all day.
Without further ado, here is the video of this year's draft.
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